Get Well Soon SMS Collection1

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7:33 PM
I Hope you are feeling better,
I miss you every day.
I am always thinking of you,
So this is what I say,
Get Well Soon!
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I hope you’re feeling better,
I miss you every day.
I’m always thinking of you,
So this is what I say,
Get Well Soon!
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Hope you are up & Splashing Soon.
Get Well Soon!
Hope you
Get Back in the swing of things real soon.
mmm all best wishes for you:)
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I very well know the reason,
why u r taking too long to recover,
u r realy being nurse-d there.
joke a part, but still,
wishing u speedy recovery
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May the little flowers lying in gloom,
Rise and bloom,
swaying endlessly, this way and that way,
morn to dusk everyday,
Get well soon.
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Get well quick, you lazy bum,
There's lots of work to do.
If you stay sick, it's more work for me,
And I'd rather it was for you.
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 You Mean A lot to me.... and so does your Health and
Happiness.....
So Here"s a wish to say....
Take good care of Yourself !
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May the little flower, laying in gloom, Rise and bloom,
Swaying endlessly, this way and that way,
Morn to dusk, everyday. Get Well Soon!
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Early in da morning sun rise with may hopse but its set with
hopelessly. all da flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant
smell but its now wither awfully n tonight all the stars came out
to play a signal but all of them are not shining, cos all they nows
my friend is sick wish u a cure soon and healthy days ahead.
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Take good care of yourself, friend. We hope to see you up and
running and back at Kommies again. The place just isn"t the same
without you.
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I very well know the reason,
why u r taking too long to recover,
u r realy being nurse-d there.
joke a part, but still,
wishing u speedy recovery
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Heard that you"re not feeling well. So brought flowers for you to
make you feel Healthier and Happier. Get Well Soon!

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Santa Banta Jokes Collection 3

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7:19 PM
Three friends after exam.
Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhegi ki hum ne cheating ki hay.:D
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Banta: Bade sharm ki baat hai main homosexual ho gaya hu.
Preeto: Wo kaise ?
Banta: I have sex at home only.
Preeto: Thank God! Main aisi nahi hoon.
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Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College?
The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS
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Jewellery shop mein Santa ki zabardast pitaayi ho gai. 
Y ?
Sanata ne sales-girl se kaha: Aapki ek ek item gazab ki hai. 
Sone ka kya rate lengi.
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Santa aur Jeeto mein larai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala gaya.
Santa raat ko phone pay: Khanay mein kia hai?
Jeeto: Zehar.
Husb: Main dair se aaonga, tum kha kar so jana.
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2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye.
Haye haye main to 1100 lungi.
Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi.
Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!!!
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Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!
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Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.
Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.
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Santa's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai.
Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga!
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Teacher askd Santa: What is d meaning of TAMSO MAA JYOTIR GAMAYA?
Santa: Tu so ja maa, main Jyoti de ghar ho k aya.
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Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?
Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !
 
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Marathi SMS Collection

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7:09 PM
Sakali hastes
Dupari hastes
Sandhyakali hastes
Ratri hastes
Gharat hastes
Rastyat hastes
Yetana baghun hastes
Jatana baghun hastes
Tila kay vaatte
Tu ektich dat ghastes ?
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Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain
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Bharun aale asmat radu lagale sare sant…
Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khant…
Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Sawant…
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Priye
Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobat
Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te
Premache teen shabda
me bill bharte …
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Priye
Me phule magitli
Tu mala pushpaguchya dilas
Me dagad magitla
Tu mala sundar murti dilis
Me morpis magitle
Tu mala mor dilas
bahiri aahes ki kay ?
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Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.
Patient: “Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi”
Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te”.
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Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache 
Baba kachara peti chya baher shi (English : shit)
khaat astat. Tevdhyat dukkar che pillu mhante 
” Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato tase aapli shi kon khaat asel ka?”
Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala oradtat 
” E tula sangitlay na jevtana ghaan bolayche nahi!!”
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Marathi SMS:-
A;Kasa Aahes?
B:Bara Aahe.
A:Dada Kasa Aahe?
B;Bara Aahe.
A:Tai Kashi Aahe?
B:Bari Aahe.
A:Aani Aai Kashi Aahe?
B:Bari Aahe.
A:Baba Paan Barech
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Jokes SMS Collection

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7:01 PM
Santa- Doctor saab 1 pareshani hain ki main jab bhi nahata hoon geela ho jata hu!
Doctor - kal se nahate samay nal band kar liya karo.


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1 Knjus hath me Blade se cut maar rha tha
Wife-ye kya kr rhe ho?
Knjus-DETOL ki shishi foot gayi h
Aise hi thodi waste hone denge,La teri b ungli katu.
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There was a conversation going between sir & student:
Sir:Why haven’t u come to school yesterday?
Student:Sir! there was a quarrel between my parents that’s why
Sir: So what happened if your parents quarrel?
Student: Sir! one shoe was in my mother’s hand and one on my father’s that’s why I didn’t had any shoes and was unable to come to school.
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An error shown by a computer:
"No keyboard found.
Press any key to continue...."
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Teacher – What do we
call a man with 2 knees.?Santa – ‘Dho’ni
Teacher – What.?
Ok tell me what do
we call a knee of a child.?Santa – mmmm..’Kid’ney…
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TEACHER – Can you Tell
me 2 creatures which
Do Not have Teeth.
PAPPU – I’ll tell ma’am.
Teacher – Good. Tell me.
Pappu – Grandma and Grandpa. . .
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Manager: A room with double bed? But sir you are alone?
Santa: Yes, It is just that I wish to enjoy the silence from the other bed
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Hight of Addiction:-


Just b4 hanging judge asked the prisoner " Urs any last wish!"


Prisoner:- 'YES" I Want to update my "FACEBOOK" status as "Died"..
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50 Funny Facts About Rajinikanth

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12:54 AM
50 Funny Facts About Rajinikanth


1. Rajni Irons his shirt while he is wearing them!
2. Sun doesn't rise until Rajinikant says 'Good Morning'
3. Rajnikanth leaves a messages before the Beep!
4. While shooting a movie, Rajni kicked a Pebble, and now that Pebble is known as Sri Lanka.
5. Rajinikanth farted and from then that Fart is known as Rajinigandha.. :)
6. Rajinikanth wrote a check without any Bank Balance and the check Bounced.!
7. Rajinikanth wears goggles so that the Sun does not gets burned.
8. Rajnikanth can make Onions cry.
9. Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
10. Rajnikanth killed the Dead Sea.
11. The New symbol for Rupees is acutally Rajinikanth's Signature.
12. Rajinikant never pays Attention, Attention pays him!
13. Alfred Noble was nominated for Rajinikanth Award.
14. Rajinikanth doesn't needs condom, cauz there is nothing he needs called "Protection"
15. Rajinikant once got into a fight with a VCR Player. Nows it plays DVDs.
16. When Rajinikant was asked why he never goes to bathroom, he replied, "Whatever Happens in Rajini, stays in Rajini"
17. Rajini is so hot that the cigarette burns before it is lit!
18. Rajinikanth once strangled a person with a Cordless phone!!
19. Rajinikant has just counted till Infinity Twice!!
20. (Adult One) Rajinikanth F****D his wife so hard that after nine months a Pregnant Daughter was born!!!
21. Rajinikanth was shot. The Next Day, there was the Bullet's Funeral.
22. Intel's New Tag is - "Rajinikanth Inside"
23. Dussehra Wishes "Happy Rajini" to everyone!
24. A Basketball Player was Spinning ball on his fingertip and aksed Rajini "Can you do it?" Rajini replied, "Yanna Rascala, How do you think the Earth Spins??"
25. Rajini knows the Colour of Water.
26. Rajinikant can open Facebook profile on Orkut.
27. There is only one thing that Rajini can't do. He cannot Lose.
28. Rajinikanth doesn't wears a watch, it is He who decides what time it is.
29. Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.
30. Rajinikanth is so fast that he can run around the World and Punch himself in the back of his Head!
31. There is no Theory of Evolution. Just a list of some creates that Rajinikanth allowed to live!
32. Rajinikanth is so Flexible that he can lick his Elbow!
33. Rajinikanth has 12 moons. One of the moons is Earth!
34. Rajini takes only 20 Minutes to watch a 3 Hours Movie!!!
35. The Bermuda Triangle was Bermuda Square before Rajinikanth kicked one of its Corners!
36. Rajinikant once ate an Entire Bottle of Sleeping pills. They made him Blink!! :)
37. Times waits for no man unless that man is Rajini.
38. There is no such thing as Global Warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold, so he Turned the Sun Up!
39. If at first you don't succeed, you are not Rajinikanth.
40. Rajini can Judge a Book by its Cover!
41. Rajinikant uses Pepper Spray as his Eye Drop.
42. When Rajini does a Pushup, he isn't pulling himself, he is pushing the Earth down!
43. Rajini's house has no doors, only wall that he walks through.
44. Rajinikanth can Divide by ZERO.
45. Rajini grinds his Coffee with his teeth and then boils the water with his own Rage.!
46. There is no "CTRL" Button on Rajinikanth's Computer. He is Always in Control.
47. Years ago, a bear came across Rajini. It was very much terrified and ran towards the North, into the Arctic. It was so Terrified that all of his hair Descendants now have white hair!
48. Rajini doesn't bown Strikes. He just knocks down one Pin and the other nine Faint.
49. Rajinikanth ordered a Ham Burger at Pizza Hut and got it.
50. Actually, There is no thing that our RAJINI Cant.. :-D
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RAJNIKANT SMS COLECTION 1

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12:51 AM
1.There's nothing like recession, it's just that Rajnikanth started saving some money..!
2. RAJNIKANT knows VICTORIA'S SECRET
3. God created Women so that Men may fall in Love..!!God created RAJNI so that Women may fall in Love!!!
4. Rajni can survive heavy doses of poison n radiation...And even without his head for 9 days!!!
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1. Where do we get steel wool from..??
 From the sheep in Rajni's farm..!!
2. A hair from Rajni's moustache can cure AIDS...
But scientists don't know how to shave it off...
 3. Rajni can kick u on ur face...
With his hands!!!
 4. There's nothing like a hurricane...
Just Rajni proving the point that he can do Ballet...!!
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1. Rajnikant has counted till infinite.............twice
 LY
2. Once a girl lost her virginity...... Rajnikanth got it back!
3. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door

AND FINALY
4. Rajni once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced..
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Some facts about Rajnikanth that we never knew :
1. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
2. Only Rajnikanth can divide by zero
3. When Rajanikanth stands in front of glass, it shatters, because no one  can come between Rajanikanth n Rajanikanth

MIND ITTTTT  !!!!
RASCALA !!
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Love SMS COLECTION 1

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11:11 AM
People say Im stone hearted
Yes im
Bcoz
Anything writting on stone
Will stay forever
So people who r in my heart
Will remain there forever
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I want that only one thing come between I and U and remain forever..that is LOVE,
bcoz i can"t live without u..... so,
"I LOVE U"
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Mohabat karna humne aap se shikha hai
par kya kare galti se aap se hi mohabat karne lage
log khete hai pyar main sub kuch map hota hai
I MISS YOU
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When u walked into my life
I never know u would become an integral part of it.
thanks for being there
and sorting out all of my problems…
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 Real love is not based on romance & candle light dinner & walks along d beach.
Infact it is based on RESPECT, COMPROMISE,
CARE &TRUST..
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SHORT AND CUTE :
“An empty message aslo looks special
when u truly like the person who send u………..
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Pls Don't Call Me In My MOBILE
Call Me In My HEART
I Open Direct Line 4 U In My Heart
Take The Numbers
143
I Love U
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Care n love is not a business where you give when you get..
It is a beautiful feeling for someone where u love to give even if u dont get. .
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Good Luck SMS COLECTION 1

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2:31 AM
May God stay with u this day
&
give u peace of mind.
May God give u a happy heart
&
his love all the time. Good luck 
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Care for the one who shares with U,
Share with the one who knows U,
Know the one who misses U,
MISS the one who well wishes for U,
Wish u a very Good Luck!
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Meaning of some colors,
Yellow for special friend,
white for peace,
orange 4 luck,
black for hate,
red for love and
pink for likeness,
So i choose for u Orange Flower.
Wish u good luck
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Khuda tujhe urooj aisa naseeb kare,
kay rashk tere naseeb per falak kare,
har more per frishtay hon sath tere,
har ghum per hifazat tairi khuda kare…
best wishes forever & good luck
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Trusting God won’t make the mountain smaller
but
it will make climbing easier.
Hope you will be able to climb
all your mountains always.
Good Luck
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When things go wrong…
when sadness fills ur heart…
when tears flow in ur eyes…always remember 3 things
1—GOD
2—ur parents
3—my sincere prayers…..
GOOD LUCK
&
God bless u.
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Happiness as light as air.
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
Friends as solid as diamonds and
success as bright as gold.
These r my wishes 4 you today n everyday…
Good luck
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Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best
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Good Night SMS Collection 1

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11:42 AM
On this cold cold nite,
in My small small ROOm,
i Look At The Brite Brite StArS 
iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy 
& DrEaM of YouR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on 
ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! 
GdNiTe!
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Apun 1 sher bolega:
chand uper se phenk raha hai light
Bole to ho gai hai night
Band karneka light
or sone ka ek dam tight
Bole to kya.
good 9i8!
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 Welcome aboard to “Sweet Dreams” airline,
All passengers on bed hug ur pillows,
As the flight will be leaving soon to dream land.
Enjoy your time…“Good night”
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Hi Moon,
My friend is going to sleep.
Tell to ur's brother sun to raise
Tomorrow late becoz my friend wants More relaax.
Good Night
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For A Nice Frnd Nice Night
For A Sweet Frnd Sweet Night
For A Loving Frnd Lovly Night
For A Heartly Frnd Hertly Night
For A Good Frnd "Good Night" 
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Saying gudnite is not just putting
an end to a day.Its a way of saying ,
I remember u before i go 2 sleep.
Hope u can feel the care that goes with it….
GOOD NIGHT
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A day is going to end again.
It is nice to have a friend like U
making my everyday seems so great.
Thank U my good friend lastly
good night n sweet dreams…
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You are the reason
why I have sleepless nights.
You are the reason why
I tend to hold my pillow tight.
And you are the reason
I can’t sleep without saying goodnight.
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Take a glass of sugar
and put it in your eyes
so you will have sweet dreams!
If you want masala dreams,
then try chilly powder!
Good night
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Friendship Day SMS

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1:10 AM

Friendship Day SMS

1935.Friendship day--In 1935, USA Govt had killed a man on 1st Saturday of August.
--Next Day his friend died comiting suicide in his memory.
--USA Govt had declared 1st Sunday of every August as Friendship Day "
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A friend is sweet when it is new. 
And it is sweeter when it is true. 
But you know what?
It is sweetest when it is u.
Happy Friendship Day
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A coin is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. 
The coin depreciates but a friend appreciates. 
I lost a coin when I smsed u, 
but it's okay because I got u.
Happy Friendship Day
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~What is a friend? 
She looks out 4 u, inspires u,
laughs with u, cries with u, 
understands u, guides u 
and walks with u. 
That's what a friend is... u. 
Happy Friendship Day 
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I won't promise to be ur friend forever, 
coz I won't live that long. 
But let me be ur friend as long as I live
Happy Friendship Day
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True friends are like Diamonds... 
they are real & rare. 
False friends r like leaves...
they r scattered everywhere.
Happy Friendship Day
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We gain & lose things every day. 
But trust me on 1 thing: 
U WILL NEVER LOSE ME! 
I will always b there as a friend! 
Happy Friendship Day
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If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest,
if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable,
If u r a Star u r the Brightest, and 
since u r my “FRIEND” 
u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!! 
Happy Friendship Day
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Sometimes, I forget to say hi,
Sometimes, I even miss to reply,
Sometimes, my msg doesn't reach u,
But, it doesn't mean that I forget u,
I’m just giving u time to miss me!
Happy Friendship Day
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CID Deadly PJ's Season 3

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6:24 AM
CID" IS BACK IN ACTION AGAIN..!!!

Cricket ke saare ball catch hue...
Cricket ke saare ball catch hue...

Fredricks kya fingerprints match hue?


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Asman mei panchhi ga rahe hain...
Asman mei panchhi ga rahe hain...

Daya pata lagao hamare naam k PJs kaun kamine faila rahe hain

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phool khil gae baharon ghata chaa gaiiiiiiiii phool khil gae baharon ghata chaa gaiiiiiiiii 

Dr salukhe kya postmartom report aa .....

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Dr.Salunkhe ga raha Dr.Tarika ke sath koi geet.

Dr.Salunkhe ga raha Dr.Tarika ke sath koi geet.

ACP Pradyuman bole:Kuch toh gadbad hai.Abhijeet

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Mujh pe chad gaya hai CID ka bhoot, 
mujhpe chad gaya hai CID ka bhoot, 
Abhijit ne kaha ‘Hands up or I will shoot’
 
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May ke baad aata hai June,
May ke baad aata hai June…
Daya ye suicide nahi, ye toh hai khoon
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Missing U SMS Collection 1

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10:28 AM
A B C D
E F G H
I J K L
M N O P
Q R S T
V W X Y Z
have I missed
something?
yes..
i missed "U"
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If u wanna know how much I miss u,
try to catch rain drops,
the ones u catch is how much u miss me,
and the ones u miss is how much I miss
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In The Flower My Rose Is You,
In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,
In The Sky My Moon Is You,
I'm Only Body My Heart Is You,
That's Why I Always MISS YOU!
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Kitna bhi chaho na bhol pao ge Hamain,
Jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge Hamain, 
Mita sakte ho to mita do yadain meri,
Magar kya sapno se juda kar pao ge Hamain.
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 I MISS YOU in every beats of heart,
In every blink of my eyes,
In every second of Time and...
In every moment of the Day ! 
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A simple 'HELLO' can b so sweet...
H:How r u?
E:Everything ok
L:Like to c u
L:Love to hear u
O:Obviously I MISS U!
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Days r too busy. Hours r too few.
    Seconds r too fast.
    but ther is alwys a tym,
    for me to ask how r u? hope
    u r fine.. miss u.
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Har pal har waqt.
   ' 12 '
 .        .
 9   <>   3
 '        '
  .  6  .
har sans or dil ki har dhadkan,kahti hai
  *""*\/*""*
"     I      "
*    Miss    *
 "   You    "
  *  Too   *
   "     "
     **
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 Thought I would tell you
just exactly how I feel
There's nothing I can change
'cause they're absolutely real.
That I MISS YOU !!
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My
1 heart
2 eyes
7 litere blood
206 bones
5.5million red cells
60 trillion DNA's
says to u
''I MISS U A LOT'

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Lovely Sms in Hindi

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11:12 PM
Roti hui aankho me intejar hota hai,
na chahte hue b pyar hota hai,
kyo dekhte hai hum vo sapne,
jinke tutne par bhi sach hone ka intezar hota Hai.

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Kismet me jiski aap use zindgi se kya chahiye, Dhadkan me jiski aap use duniya se kya chahiye. Hum to jeete hai apke liye warna in saanso se kya chahiye.

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Ghulab ki tarah muskarate rahana, lakin Ghulab bana ki kabi kosish mat karna,
Qki khushbo Ghulab Ka muqadar h or murjahna Ghulab ki Qismat!

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Aap door gaye-intzaar kiya,
Aap paas aaye-feel kiya..
Aap rooth gaye-raazi kiya,
Aap yaad aaye-miss kiya..
Humne miss kiya-sms kiya..
Ek baat batao! Sab to humne kiya, aapne kya kiya????

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  Mar k Jine Ki Tamnna Kise Nahi Hoti
Ro k Hasne ki Tamnna Kise Nahi Hoti
Kehne ko Keh Dete Hai Ji Lenge 'apno' K Bager
Lekin 'apno' Ki Jarurat Kise Nahi Hoti.

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Kehne ko Keh Dete Hai Ji Lenge 'apno' K Bager
Lekin 'apno' Ki Jarurat Kise Nahi Hoti.

waaah buhut khob yar...
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Ehsaas K Daman Main Aansu Gira Kar Dekhiye, Pyaar Kitna Saccha Hai Aajmakar Dekhiye,Aapko Bhulkar Kya Hogi Dil Ki Haalat Kisi Shishe Pe Patthar Gira Kar Dekhiye
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CID Deadly PJ's Season 2

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11:03 PM

Na jaane kal kya bayaan honge.....
Foolon k gulshan ya fir soone shamshaan honge....
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Iss ghar ka chappa chappa chaan maaro Daya, yahaan zarur kaatil ki ungliyon k nishaan honge!!!

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Jindagi mein agey badne se yun na daro….
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Jindagi mein agey badne se yun na daro…. 
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Daya jaldi se us gadi ka peecha karooo....
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Ajeeb-o Garib dikhta hai PAA me Auro……
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Ajeeb-o Garib dikhta hai PAA me Auro……

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Daya, Ghar ka kona kona chan Maro……

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Kya hua tha raat mein, kaise mar gaya Tony.

Gaur farmayiga…

Kya hua tha raat mein, kaise mar gaya Tony.

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Janane k liye dekhiye CID, only on Sony… J

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[arz kiya hai......]

ACP bola (looking at the dead body)..OH MY GOD!!! sirf do sau rupaye ke liye is gareeb ko kaun marwayega...

[Gaur farmayiega]….

ACP bola .. OH MY GOD!!! sirf do sau rupaye ke liye is gareeb ko kaun marwayega...


Dr Salunkhe bola (looking at the dead body with his high-tech gadget)..... kaatil kaun hai..ab humein yahi batayega!!
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Itne saalo se CID ne darshako ka kiya hai sabka manoranjan
Itne saalo se CID ne darshako ka kiya hai sabka manoranjan



Daaath ghaso Daya, lo ye Dabur laal Dant manjan.

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Tumhare pyar me hume nind nahi aati

Tumhare pyar me hume nind nahi aati.

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Daya do thappad na laga de tab tak mujhrimo ko akal nahi aati....

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Gujar Gaye kitane din, hogaye Kitne saal

Gujar Gaye kitane din, hogaye Kitne saal

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Par aaj bhi ACP karta hain mujrim ka wahi bura haal.

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Badi tej thi garmi beh rahi thi looh…

Badi tej thi garmi beh rahi thi looh…
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DAYA KA THAPPAD, FIR UHU UHU UHU…..
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Santa Banta Jokes Collection 2

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9:17 AM
Sardar thought "LOL" mean
"lots of love".

So 1 Day His Friend's Mother Died
he Sent it in da Following txt
''Sory 2 Hear About da Death of Your M0ther LOL'':-D 
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Sardar amrud bech rha tha..
1 admi aya or bola, Sardar g agr amrud me kira nikla to?
Sardar: To saaf baat hai... hum kirey k alag pese lega... =P ;-> 
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Boy:Maine Suna hai is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti Hy
Sardar: pta Nai
Mje to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogye
Moral: sardaro ko marne k bad B akal nae ati ;-> 
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Santa 60th Birthday
Banta-Ye Cake Pe bulb Q lagaya he?
Santa-60 Candls lagane Me Mushkil ho Rhi thi
Isliye 60Watt k bulb laga diye 
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1 sardar USA gya.
wahn wo church me gya to achank wahn awaz ai
'Tannn'
Aitefaq se light b chali gai pthan dar k bola,''khun khraba Bhago! Undertaker a gya hai" 
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In A 1OO Meter Race,It Was Announced
1


2


3


Start.

All Started Runing Except Santa.

Coach:y RU Stil Waiting?

Santa:My No Is 4!
:D  
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Newly Weded Srdr Couple's Luv words
Srdarni:Humari Shadi Ko 24 hour Ho Chuke H

Sdr in ROMANTIC style:
or Esa Lagta He Jese Kal Ki Hi Baat Ho 
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A Sardar was Going on a Road.
He Saw a Dog Sitting Under a Car.
He Pulled out the Dog and said.
“BAAR NIKAL,
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IDAA TU MECHANICAL ENGINEER.
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Sardar in winter.
Wife: Its cold..dont take a shower now…
Sardar hubby: DOnt worry I am wearing a sweater! ;->
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Funnny Shayari SMS Collection

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9:26 AM
Bhuto sa chehra tera
Chudeel si muskan hai
Rang tera dekh ke… rup tera dekh ke
kutte bhi hairan hai

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Cycle chalaate waqt handle ko dekho
Ladki pataate waqt sandal ko dekho!!
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Jo piyaali mein mazaa, woh Thaali mein kahan
Jo saali se mazaa,gharwaali se kahan!!

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Wo ladai hi kya jis mein do chaar gaaliyan na ho
Aur woh sasuraal hi kya jahan koi saaliyan na ho

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Juice peene ka maza cup mein nahin, glass mein hota hai
Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin, saali ko hota hai !!!

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Hume tumse Love hai
please refuse na karna..
Ye zero watt ka hope bulb hai
please ise fuse na karna!!!

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college mein ki masti aur pad gayi maar.....
college mein ki masti aur pad gayi maar.....
ab nimbu ki shakti ke saath naya VIM BAR....
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