RAJNIKANT SMS COLECTION 1

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1.There's nothing like recession, it's just that Rajnikanth started saving some money..!
2. RAJNIKANT knows VICTORIA'S SECRET
3. God created Women so that Men may fall in Love..!!God created RAJNI so that Women may fall in Love!!!
4. Rajni can survive heavy doses of poison n radiation...And even without his head for 9 days!!!
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1. Where do we get steel wool from..??
 From the sheep in Rajni's farm..!!
2. A hair from Rajni's moustache can cure AIDS...
But scientists don't know how to shave it off...
 3. Rajni can kick u on ur face...
With his hands!!!
 4. There's nothing like a hurricane...
Just Rajni proving the point that he can do Ballet...!!
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1. Rajnikant has counted till infinite.............twice
 LY
2. Once a girl lost her virginity...... Rajnikanth got it back!
3. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door

AND FINALY
4. Rajni once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced..
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Some facts about Rajnikanth that we never knew :
1. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
2. Only Rajnikanth can divide by zero
3. When Rajanikanth stands in front of glass, it shatters, because no one  can come between Rajanikanth n Rajanikanth

MIND ITTTTT  !!!!
RASCALA !!
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