Jokes SMS Collection
Santa- Doctor saab 1 pareshani hain ki main jab bhi nahata hoon geela ho jata hu!
Doctor - kal se nahate samay nal band kar liya karo.
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Doctor - kal se nahate samay nal band kar liya karo.
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1 Knjus hath me Blade se cut maar rha tha
Wife-ye kya kr rhe ho?
Knjus-DETOL ki shishi foot gayi h
Aise hi thodi waste hone denge,La teri b ungli katu.
Wife-ye kya kr rhe ho?
Knjus-DETOL ki shishi foot gayi h
Aise hi thodi waste hone denge,La teri b ungli katu.
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There was a conversation going between sir & student:
Sir:Why haven’t u come to school yesterday?
Student:Sir! there was a quarrel between my parents that’s why
Sir: So what happened if your parents quarrel?
Student: Sir! one shoe was in my mother’s hand and one on my father’s that’s why I didn’t had any shoes and was unable to come to school.
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An error shown by a computer:
"No keyboard found.
Press any key to continue...."
"No keyboard found.
Press any key to continue...."
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Teacher – What do we
call a man with 2 knees.?Santa – ‘Dho’ni
Teacher – What.?
Ok tell me what do
we call a knee of a child.?Santa – mmmm..’Kid’ney…
call a man with 2 knees.?Santa – ‘Dho’ni
Teacher – What.?
Ok tell me what do
we call a knee of a child.?Santa – mmmm..’Kid’ney…
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TEACHER – Can you Tell
me 2 creatures which
Do Not have Teeth.
PAPPU – I’ll tell ma’am.
me 2 creatures which
Do Not have Teeth.
PAPPU – I’ll tell ma’am.
Teacher – Good. Tell me.
Pappu – Grandma and Grandpa. . .
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Manager: A room with double bed? But sir you are alone?
Santa: Yes, It is just that I wish to enjoy the silence from the other bed
Santa: Yes, It is just that I wish to enjoy the silence from the other bed
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Hight of Addiction:-
Just b4 hanging judge asked the prisoner " Urs any last wish!"
Prisoner:- 'YES" I Want to update my "FACEBOOK" status as "Died"..
Hight of Addiction:-
Just b4 hanging judge asked the prisoner " Urs any last wish!"
Prisoner:- 'YES" I Want to update my "FACEBOOK" status as "Died"..
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