Santa Banta Jokes Collection 2
Sardar thought "LOL" mean
"lots of love".
So 1 Day His Friend's Mother Died
he Sent it in da Following txt
''Sory 2 Hear About da Death of Your M0ther LOL'':-D
"lots of love".
So 1 Day His Friend's Mother Died
he Sent it in da Following txt
''Sory 2 Hear About da Death of Your M0ther LOL'':-D
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Sardar amrud bech rha tha..
1 admi aya or bola, Sardar g agr amrud me kira nikla to?
Sardar: To saaf baat hai... hum kirey k alag pese lega... =P ;->
1 admi aya or bola, Sardar g agr amrud me kira nikla to?
Sardar: To saaf baat hai... hum kirey k alag pese lega... =P ;->
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Boy:Maine Suna hai is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti Hy
Sardar: pta Nai
Mje to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogye
Moral: sardaro ko marne k bad B akal nae ati ;->
Sardar: pta Nai
Mje to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogye
Moral: sardaro ko marne k bad B akal nae ati ;->
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Santa 60th Birthday
Banta-Ye Cake Pe bulb Q lagaya he?
Santa-60 Candls lagane Me Mushkil ho Rhi thi
Isliye 60Watt k bulb laga diye
Banta-Ye Cake Pe bulb Q lagaya he?
Santa-60 Candls lagane Me Mushkil ho Rhi thi
Isliye 60Watt k bulb laga diye
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1 sardar USA gya.
wahn wo church me gya to achank wahn awaz ai
'Tannn'
Aitefaq se light b chali gai pthan dar k bola,''khun khraba Bhago! Undertaker a gya hai"
wahn wo church me gya to achank wahn awaz ai
'Tannn'
Aitefaq se light b chali gai pthan dar k bola,''khun khraba Bhago! Undertaker a gya hai"
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In A 1OO Meter Race,It Was Announced
1
2
3
Start.
All Started Runing Except Santa.
Coach:y RU Stil Waiting?
Santa:My No Is 4!
:D
1
2
3
Start.
All Started Runing Except Santa.
Coach:y RU Stil Waiting?
Santa:My No Is 4!
:D
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Newly Weded Srdr Couple's Luv words
Srdarni:Humari Shadi Ko 24 hour Ho Chuke H
Sdr in ROMANTIC style:
or Esa Lagta He Jese Kal Ki Hi Baat Ho
Srdarni:Humari Shadi Ko 24 hour Ho Chuke H
Sdr in ROMANTIC style:
or Esa Lagta He Jese Kal Ki Hi Baat Ho
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A Sardar was Going on a Road.
He Saw a Dog Sitting Under a Car.
He Pulled out the Dog and said.
“BAAR NIKAL,
.
IDAA TU MECHANICAL ENGINEER.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sardar in winter.
Wife: Its cold..dont take a shower now…
Sardar hubby: DOnt worry I am wearing a sweater! ;->
Wife: Its cold..dont take a shower now…
Sardar hubby: DOnt worry I am wearing a sweater! ;->
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