Good Night SMS Collection 1

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11:42 AM
On this cold cold nite,
in My small small ROOm,
i Look At The Brite Brite StArS 
iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy 
& DrEaM of YouR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on 
ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! 
GdNiTe!
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Apun 1 sher bolega:
chand uper se phenk raha hai light
Bole to ho gai hai night
Band karneka light
or sone ka ek dam tight
Bole to kya.
good 9i8!
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 Welcome aboard to “Sweet Dreams” airline,
All passengers on bed hug ur pillows,
As the flight will be leaving soon to dream land.
Enjoy your time…“Good night”
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Hi Moon,
My friend is going to sleep.
Tell to ur's brother sun to raise
Tomorrow late becoz my friend wants More relaax.
Good Night
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For A Nice Frnd Nice Night
For A Sweet Frnd Sweet Night
For A Loving Frnd Lovly Night
For A Heartly Frnd Hertly Night
For A Good Frnd "Good Night" 
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Saying gudnite is not just putting
an end to a day.Its a way of saying ,
I remember u before i go 2 sleep.
Hope u can feel the care that goes with it….
GOOD NIGHT
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A day is going to end again.
It is nice to have a friend like U
making my everyday seems so great.
Thank U my good friend lastly
good night n sweet dreams…
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You are the reason
why I have sleepless nights.
You are the reason why
I tend to hold my pillow tight.
And you are the reason
I can’t sleep without saying goodnight.
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Take a glass of sugar
and put it in your eyes
so you will have sweet dreams!
If you want masala dreams,
then try chilly powder!
Good night
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Friendship Day SMS

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1:10 AM

Friendship Day SMS

1935.Friendship day--In 1935, USA Govt had killed a man on 1st Saturday of August.
--Next Day his friend died comiting suicide in his memory.
--USA Govt had declared 1st Sunday of every August as Friendship Day "
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A friend is sweet when it is new. 
And it is sweeter when it is true. 
But you know what?
It is sweetest when it is u.
Happy Friendship Day
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A coin is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. 
The coin depreciates but a friend appreciates. 
I lost a coin when I smsed u, 
but it's okay because I got u.
Happy Friendship Day
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~What is a friend? 
She looks out 4 u, inspires u,
laughs with u, cries with u, 
understands u, guides u 
and walks with u. 
That's what a friend is... u. 
Happy Friendship Day 
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I won't promise to be ur friend forever, 
coz I won't live that long. 
But let me be ur friend as long as I live
Happy Friendship Day
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True friends are like Diamonds... 
they are real & rare. 
False friends r like leaves...
they r scattered everywhere.
Happy Friendship Day
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We gain & lose things every day. 
But trust me on 1 thing: 
U WILL NEVER LOSE ME! 
I will always b there as a friend! 
Happy Friendship Day
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If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest,
if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable,
If u r a Star u r the Brightest, and 
since u r my “FRIEND” 
u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!! 
Happy Friendship Day
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Sometimes, I forget to say hi,
Sometimes, I even miss to reply,
Sometimes, my msg doesn't reach u,
But, it doesn't mean that I forget u,
I’m just giving u time to miss me!
Happy Friendship Day
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CID Deadly PJ's Season 3

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6:24 AM
CID" IS BACK IN ACTION AGAIN..!!!

Cricket ke saare ball catch hue...
Cricket ke saare ball catch hue...

Fredricks kya fingerprints match hue?


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Asman mei panchhi ga rahe hain...
Asman mei panchhi ga rahe hain...

Daya pata lagao hamare naam k PJs kaun kamine faila rahe hain

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phool khil gae baharon ghata chaa gaiiiiiiiii phool khil gae baharon ghata chaa gaiiiiiiiii 

Dr salukhe kya postmartom report aa .....

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Dr.Salunkhe ga raha Dr.Tarika ke sath koi geet.

Dr.Salunkhe ga raha Dr.Tarika ke sath koi geet.

ACP Pradyuman bole:Kuch toh gadbad hai.Abhijeet

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Mujh pe chad gaya hai CID ka bhoot, 
mujhpe chad gaya hai CID ka bhoot, 
Abhijit ne kaha ‘Hands up or I will shoot’
 
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May ke baad aata hai June,
May ke baad aata hai June…
Daya ye suicide nahi, ye toh hai khoon
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Missing U SMS Collection 1

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10:28 AM
A B C D
E F G H
I J K L
M N O P
Q R S T
V W X Y Z
have I missed
something?
yes..
i missed "U"
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If u wanna know how much I miss u,
try to catch rain drops,
the ones u catch is how much u miss me,
and the ones u miss is how much I miss
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In The Flower My Rose Is You,
In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,
In The Sky My Moon Is You,
I'm Only Body My Heart Is You,
That's Why I Always MISS YOU!
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Kitna bhi chaho na bhol pao ge Hamain,
Jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge Hamain, 
Mita sakte ho to mita do yadain meri,
Magar kya sapno se juda kar pao ge Hamain.
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 I MISS YOU in every beats of heart,
In every blink of my eyes,
In every second of Time and...
In every moment of the Day ! 
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A simple 'HELLO' can b so sweet...
H:How r u?
E:Everything ok
L:Like to c u
L:Love to hear u
O:Obviously I MISS U!
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Days r too busy. Hours r too few.
    Seconds r too fast.
    but ther is alwys a tym,
    for me to ask how r u? hope
    u r fine.. miss u.
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Har pal har waqt.
   ' 12 '
 .        .
 9   <>   3
 '        '
  .  6  .
har sans or dil ki har dhadkan,kahti hai
  *""*\/*""*
"     I      "
*    Miss    *
 "   You    "
  *  Too   *
   "     "
     **
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 Thought I would tell you
just exactly how I feel
There's nothing I can change
'cause they're absolutely real.
That I MISS YOU !!
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My
1 heart
2 eyes
7 litere blood
206 bones
5.5million red cells
60 trillion DNA's
says to u
''I MISS U A LOT'

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Lovely Sms in Hindi

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11:12 PM
Roti hui aankho me intejar hota hai,
na chahte hue b pyar hota hai,
kyo dekhte hai hum vo sapne,
jinke tutne par bhi sach hone ka intezar hota Hai.

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Kismet me jiski aap use zindgi se kya chahiye, Dhadkan me jiski aap use duniya se kya chahiye. Hum to jeete hai apke liye warna in saanso se kya chahiye.

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Ghulab ki tarah muskarate rahana, lakin Ghulab bana ki kabi kosish mat karna,
Qki khushbo Ghulab Ka muqadar h or murjahna Ghulab ki Qismat!

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Aap door gaye-intzaar kiya,
Aap paas aaye-feel kiya..
Aap rooth gaye-raazi kiya,
Aap yaad aaye-miss kiya..
Humne miss kiya-sms kiya..
Ek baat batao! Sab to humne kiya, aapne kya kiya????

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  Mar k Jine Ki Tamnna Kise Nahi Hoti
Ro k Hasne ki Tamnna Kise Nahi Hoti
Kehne ko Keh Dete Hai Ji Lenge 'apno' K Bager
Lekin 'apno' Ki Jarurat Kise Nahi Hoti.

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Kehne ko Keh Dete Hai Ji Lenge 'apno' K Bager
Lekin 'apno' Ki Jarurat Kise Nahi Hoti.

waaah buhut khob yar...
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Ehsaas K Daman Main Aansu Gira Kar Dekhiye, Pyaar Kitna Saccha Hai Aajmakar Dekhiye,Aapko Bhulkar Kya Hogi Dil Ki Haalat Kisi Shishe Pe Patthar Gira Kar Dekhiye
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CID Deadly PJ's Season 2

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11:03 PM

Na jaane kal kya bayaan honge.....
Foolon k gulshan ya fir soone shamshaan honge....
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Iss ghar ka chappa chappa chaan maaro Daya, yahaan zarur kaatil ki ungliyon k nishaan honge!!!

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Jindagi mein agey badne se yun na daro….
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Jindagi mein agey badne se yun na daro…. 
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Daya jaldi se us gadi ka peecha karooo....
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Ajeeb-o Garib dikhta hai PAA me Auro……
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Ajeeb-o Garib dikhta hai PAA me Auro……

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Daya, Ghar ka kona kona chan Maro……

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Kya hua tha raat mein, kaise mar gaya Tony.

Gaur farmayiga…

Kya hua tha raat mein, kaise mar gaya Tony.

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Janane k liye dekhiye CID, only on Sony… J

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[arz kiya hai......]

ACP bola (looking at the dead body)..OH MY GOD!!! sirf do sau rupaye ke liye is gareeb ko kaun marwayega...

[Gaur farmayiega]….

ACP bola .. OH MY GOD!!! sirf do sau rupaye ke liye is gareeb ko kaun marwayega...


Dr Salunkhe bola (looking at the dead body with his high-tech gadget)..... kaatil kaun hai..ab humein yahi batayega!!
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Itne saalo se CID ne darshako ka kiya hai sabka manoranjan
Itne saalo se CID ne darshako ka kiya hai sabka manoranjan



Daaath ghaso Daya, lo ye Dabur laal Dant manjan.

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Tumhare pyar me hume nind nahi aati

Tumhare pyar me hume nind nahi aati.

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.

Daya do thappad na laga de tab tak mujhrimo ko akal nahi aati....

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Gujar Gaye kitane din, hogaye Kitne saal

Gujar Gaye kitane din, hogaye Kitne saal

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Par aaj bhi ACP karta hain mujrim ka wahi bura haal.

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Badi tej thi garmi beh rahi thi looh…

Badi tej thi garmi beh rahi thi looh…
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DAYA KA THAPPAD, FIR UHU UHU UHU…..
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Santa Banta Jokes Collection 2

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9:17 AM
Sardar thought "LOL" mean
"lots of love".

So 1 Day His Friend's Mother Died
he Sent it in da Following txt
''Sory 2 Hear About da Death of Your M0ther LOL'':-D 
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Sardar amrud bech rha tha..
1 admi aya or bola, Sardar g agr amrud me kira nikla to?
Sardar: To saaf baat hai... hum kirey k alag pese lega... =P ;-> 
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Boy:Maine Suna hai is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti Hy
Sardar: pta Nai
Mje to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogye
Moral: sardaro ko marne k bad B akal nae ati ;-> 
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Santa 60th Birthday
Banta-Ye Cake Pe bulb Q lagaya he?
Santa-60 Candls lagane Me Mushkil ho Rhi thi
Isliye 60Watt k bulb laga diye 
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1 sardar USA gya.
wahn wo church me gya to achank wahn awaz ai
'Tannn'
Aitefaq se light b chali gai pthan dar k bola,''khun khraba Bhago! Undertaker a gya hai" 
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In A 1OO Meter Race,It Was Announced
1


2


3


Start.

All Started Runing Except Santa.

Coach:y RU Stil Waiting?

Santa:My No Is 4!
:D  
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Newly Weded Srdr Couple's Luv words
Srdarni:Humari Shadi Ko 24 hour Ho Chuke H

Sdr in ROMANTIC style:
or Esa Lagta He Jese Kal Ki Hi Baat Ho 
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A Sardar was Going on a Road.
He Saw a Dog Sitting Under a Car.
He Pulled out the Dog and said.
“BAAR NIKAL,
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IDAA TU MECHANICAL ENGINEER.
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Sardar in winter.
Wife: Its cold..dont take a shower now…
Sardar hubby: DOnt worry I am wearing a sweater! ;->
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