मला मैत्रिण हवीय...!

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मला मैत्रिण हवीय...!

मला मैत्रिण हवीय...!
मैत्री बद्दल अपेक्षा..
मला मैत्रिण हवीय...!
जिच्याशी बोलून, जिची थट्टा करून, जिला मनातील विचारांची घालमेल सांगुन, मी
माझे दुःख हलके करू शकेन, अशी मैत्रिण मला हवीय...! जिच्या खांद्यावर डोके
ठेउन मी शांतपणे झोपी गेल्यावर तिला विंचू चावला तरी माझी झोप मोडेल, या
भिती ने जी हलणार नाही अशी मैत्रिण मला हवीय...!
जिला माझी सारी सोनेरी
स्वप्ने सांगता येतील आणि ती सांगता-सांगता हातून घडलेल्या चुकांची काबुली
जिच्यापशी देता येईल, अशी मैत्रिण मला हवीय...! या गजबजलेल्या दुनियेत
कोणाच्या मनात काय आहे? हे ऐकून घेण्यास कोणालाच वेळ नाही, पण त्याच
गजबजलेल्या दुनियेच्या गलक्यातुन "बोल मी आहे ना...! असे म्हणणारी मैत्रिण
हवीय...! असे म्हणणारी मैत्रिण हवीय...! माझ्या प्रत्येक ध्येय
प्राप्तिसाठी लागणार आत्मविश्वास माझ्यामधे निर्माण करणारी मैत्रिण मला
हवीय...!
अन कदाचित मृत्यु मला घेउन जायला आलाच, तर माझ्या जिवाभावाच्या
मित्रासह मलाही घेउन चल असे हसतमुखाने काळपुरुषास सांगनारी, मैत्रिण मला
हवीय...!
करशील का मैत्री माझ्याशी...?

करशील का मैत्री माझ्याशी...?

करशील का मैत्री माझ्याशी...?
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मुली - अशा का असतात..?

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8:12 AM
असे आधी आमची चिंता..

गेले काही दिवस कि..

का करू तुझी मी चिंता.?..



आधी आवडे बोलायला रात्रभर..

नाही मिळत वेळ नंतर त्यांना ..

अन पाहतो वाट आम्ही मुले दिवसभर..



तू माझा जानू.. तूच माझा जीव..

लोटले काही दिवस कि मग..

आपण आपलेच असतो जसे..

एकटा जीव सदाशिव...



असते आवडत प्रेमाचे आपले शब्द.

असतात आवडत प्रेम करायचे आपले मार्ग..

लोटले काही दिवस कि मग..

बोलताना असे त्या जणु निशब्द...



नाही ठेवत किंमत त्या

आपण केलेल्या प्रेमाची ..

नसे वाटत काही त्यांना..

किंमत त्या ओघळलेल्या अश्रूंची...



कुठे चुकत असतो आम्ही..

तुम्हाच सारे महत्व देतो..

नसते काळजी आम्हा आमुची..

तुम्हालाच तर सुखी ठेवतो..



कळेल तुम्हालाही एकदा..

खरे प्रेम म्हणजे काय..

कराल तुम्हीही प्रेम कोणावर जेव्हा..

अन मिळणार नाही जेव्हा तुम्हाला न्याय..तुम्हाला न्याय...
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Get Well Soon SMS Collection1

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7:33 PM
I Hope you are feeling better,
I miss you every day.
I am always thinking of you,
So this is what I say,
Get Well Soon!
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I hope you’re feeling better,
I miss you every day.
I’m always thinking of you,
So this is what I say,
Get Well Soon!
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Hope you are up & Splashing Soon.
Get Well Soon!
Hope you
Get Back in the swing of things real soon.
mmm all best wishes for you:)
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I very well know the reason,
why u r taking too long to recover,
u r realy being nurse-d there.
joke a part, but still,
wishing u speedy recovery
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May the little flowers lying in gloom,
Rise and bloom,
swaying endlessly, this way and that way,
morn to dusk everyday,
Get well soon.
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Get well quick, you lazy bum,
There's lots of work to do.
If you stay sick, it's more work for me,
And I'd rather it was for you.
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 You Mean A lot to me.... and so does your Health and
Happiness.....
So Here"s a wish to say....
Take good care of Yourself !
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May the little flower, laying in gloom, Rise and bloom,
Swaying endlessly, this way and that way,
Morn to dusk, everyday. Get Well Soon!
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Early in da morning sun rise with may hopse but its set with
hopelessly. all da flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant
smell but its now wither awfully n tonight all the stars came out
to play a signal but all of them are not shining, cos all they nows
my friend is sick wish u a cure soon and healthy days ahead.
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Take good care of yourself, friend. We hope to see you up and
running and back at Kommies again. The place just isn"t the same
without you.
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I very well know the reason,
why u r taking too long to recover,
u r realy being nurse-d there.
joke a part, but still,
wishing u speedy recovery
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Heard that you"re not feeling well. So brought flowers for you to
make you feel Healthier and Happier. Get Well Soon!

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Santa Banta Jokes Collection 3

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7:19 PM
Three friends after exam.
Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhegi ki hum ne cheating ki hay.:D
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Banta: Bade sharm ki baat hai main homosexual ho gaya hu.
Preeto: Wo kaise ?
Banta: I have sex at home only.
Preeto: Thank God! Main aisi nahi hoon.
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Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College?
The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS
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Jewellery shop mein Santa ki zabardast pitaayi ho gai. 
Y ?
Sanata ne sales-girl se kaha: Aapki ek ek item gazab ki hai. 
Sone ka kya rate lengi.
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Santa aur Jeeto mein larai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala gaya.
Santa raat ko phone pay: Khanay mein kia hai?
Jeeto: Zehar.
Husb: Main dair se aaonga, tum kha kar so jana.
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2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye.
Haye haye main to 1100 lungi.
Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi.
Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!!!
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Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!
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Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.
Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.
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Santa's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai.
Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga!
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Teacher askd Santa: What is d meaning of TAMSO MAA JYOTIR GAMAYA?
Santa: Tu so ja maa, main Jyoti de ghar ho k aya.
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Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?
Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !
 
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Marathi SMS Collection

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7:09 PM
Sakali hastes
Dupari hastes
Sandhyakali hastes
Ratri hastes
Gharat hastes
Rastyat hastes
Yetana baghun hastes
Jatana baghun hastes
Tila kay vaatte
Tu ektich dat ghastes ?
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Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain
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Bharun aale asmat radu lagale sare sant…
Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khant…
Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Sawant…
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Priye
Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobat
Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te
Premache teen shabda
me bill bharte …
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Priye
Me phule magitli
Tu mala pushpaguchya dilas
Me dagad magitla
Tu mala sundar murti dilis
Me morpis magitle
Tu mala mor dilas
bahiri aahes ki kay ?
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Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.
Patient: “Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi”
Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te”.
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Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache 
Baba kachara peti chya baher shi (English : shit)
khaat astat. Tevdhyat dukkar che pillu mhante 
” Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato tase aapli shi kon khaat asel ka?”
Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala oradtat 
” E tula sangitlay na jevtana ghaan bolayche nahi!!”
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Marathi SMS:-
A;Kasa Aahes?
B:Bara Aahe.
A:Dada Kasa Aahe?
B;Bara Aahe.
A:Tai Kashi Aahe?
B:Bari Aahe.
A:Aani Aai Kashi Aahe?
B:Bari Aahe.
A:Baba Paan Barech
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Jokes SMS Collection

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7:01 PM
Santa- Doctor saab 1 pareshani hain ki main jab bhi nahata hoon geela ho jata hu!
Doctor - kal se nahate samay nal band kar liya karo.


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1 Knjus hath me Blade se cut maar rha tha
Wife-ye kya kr rhe ho?
Knjus-DETOL ki shishi foot gayi h
Aise hi thodi waste hone denge,La teri b ungli katu.
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There was a conversation going between sir & student:
Sir:Why haven’t u come to school yesterday?
Student:Sir! there was a quarrel between my parents that’s why
Sir: So what happened if your parents quarrel?
Student: Sir! one shoe was in my mother’s hand and one on my father’s that’s why I didn’t had any shoes and was unable to come to school.
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An error shown by a computer:
"No keyboard found.
Press any key to continue...."
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Teacher – What do we
call a man with 2 knees.?Santa – ‘Dho’ni
Teacher – What.?
Ok tell me what do
we call a knee of a child.?Santa – mmmm..’Kid’ney…
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TEACHER – Can you Tell
me 2 creatures which
Do Not have Teeth.
PAPPU – I’ll tell ma’am.
Teacher – Good. Tell me.
Pappu – Grandma and Grandpa. . .
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Manager: A room with double bed? But sir you are alone?
Santa: Yes, It is just that I wish to enjoy the silence from the other bed
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Hight of Addiction:-


Just b4 hanging judge asked the prisoner " Urs any last wish!"


Prisoner:- 'YES" I Want to update my "FACEBOOK" status as "Died"..
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50 Funny Facts About Rajinikanth

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12:54 AM
50 Funny Facts About Rajinikanth


1. Rajni Irons his shirt while he is wearing them!
2. Sun doesn't rise until Rajinikant says 'Good Morning'
3. Rajnikanth leaves a messages before the Beep!
4. While shooting a movie, Rajni kicked a Pebble, and now that Pebble is known as Sri Lanka.
5. Rajinikanth farted and from then that Fart is known as Rajinigandha.. :)
6. Rajinikanth wrote a check without any Bank Balance and the check Bounced.!
7. Rajinikanth wears goggles so that the Sun does not gets burned.
8. Rajnikanth can make Onions cry.
9. Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
10. Rajnikanth killed the Dead Sea.
11. The New symbol for Rupees is acutally Rajinikanth's Signature.
12. Rajinikant never pays Attention, Attention pays him!
13. Alfred Noble was nominated for Rajinikanth Award.
14. Rajinikanth doesn't needs condom, cauz there is nothing he needs called "Protection"
15. Rajinikant once got into a fight with a VCR Player. Nows it plays DVDs.
16. When Rajinikant was asked why he never goes to bathroom, he replied, "Whatever Happens in Rajini, stays in Rajini"
17. Rajini is so hot that the cigarette burns before it is lit!
18. Rajinikanth once strangled a person with a Cordless phone!!
19. Rajinikant has just counted till Infinity Twice!!
20. (Adult One) Rajinikanth F****D his wife so hard that after nine months a Pregnant Daughter was born!!!
21. Rajinikanth was shot. The Next Day, there was the Bullet's Funeral.
22. Intel's New Tag is - "Rajinikanth Inside"
23. Dussehra Wishes "Happy Rajini" to everyone!
24. A Basketball Player was Spinning ball on his fingertip and aksed Rajini "Can you do it?" Rajini replied, "Yanna Rascala, How do you think the Earth Spins??"
25. Rajini knows the Colour of Water.
26. Rajinikant can open Facebook profile on Orkut.
27. There is only one thing that Rajini can't do. He cannot Lose.
28. Rajinikanth doesn't wears a watch, it is He who decides what time it is.
29. Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.
30. Rajinikanth is so fast that he can run around the World and Punch himself in the back of his Head!
31. There is no Theory of Evolution. Just a list of some creates that Rajinikanth allowed to live!
32. Rajinikanth is so Flexible that he can lick his Elbow!
33. Rajinikanth has 12 moons. One of the moons is Earth!
34. Rajini takes only 20 Minutes to watch a 3 Hours Movie!!!
35. The Bermuda Triangle was Bermuda Square before Rajinikanth kicked one of its Corners!
36. Rajinikant once ate an Entire Bottle of Sleeping pills. They made him Blink!! :)
37. Times waits for no man unless that man is Rajini.
38. There is no such thing as Global Warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold, so he Turned the Sun Up!
39. If at first you don't succeed, you are not Rajinikanth.
40. Rajini can Judge a Book by its Cover!
41. Rajinikant uses Pepper Spray as his Eye Drop.
42. When Rajini does a Pushup, he isn't pulling himself, he is pushing the Earth down!
43. Rajini's house has no doors, only wall that he walks through.
44. Rajinikanth can Divide by ZERO.
45. Rajini grinds his Coffee with his teeth and then boils the water with his own Rage.!
46. There is no "CTRL" Button on Rajinikanth's Computer. He is Always in Control.
47. Years ago, a bear came across Rajini. It was very much terrified and ran towards the North, into the Arctic. It was so Terrified that all of his hair Descendants now have white hair!
48. Rajini doesn't bown Strikes. He just knocks down one Pin and the other nine Faint.
49. Rajinikanth ordered a Ham Burger at Pizza Hut and got it.
50. Actually, There is no thing that our RAJINI Cant.. :-D
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