RAJNIKANT SMS COLECTION 1

1.There's nothing like recession, it's just that Rajnikanth started saving some money..!
2. RAJNIKANT knows VICTORIA'S SECRET
3. God created Women so that Men may fall in Love..!!God created RAJNI so that Women may fall in Love!!!
4. Rajni can survive heavy doses of poison n radiation...And even without his head for 9 days!!!
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1. Where do we get steel wool from..??
 From the sheep in Rajni's farm..!!
2. A hair from Rajni's moustache can cure AIDS...
But scientists don't know how to shave it off...
 3. Rajni can kick u on ur face...
With his hands!!!
 4. There's nothing like a hurricane...
Just Rajni proving the point that he can do Ballet...!!
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1. Rajnikant has counted till infinite.............twice
 LY
2. Once a girl lost her virginity...... Rajnikanth got it back!
3. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door

AND FINALY
4. Rajni once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced..
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Some facts about Rajnikanth that we never knew :
1. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
2. Only Rajnikanth can divide by zero
3. When Rajanikanth stands in front of glass, it shatters, because no one  can come between Rajanikanth n Rajanikanth

MIND ITTTTT  !!!!
RASCALA !!
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Love SMS COLECTION 1

People say Im stone hearted
Yes im
Bcoz
Anything writting on stone
Will stay forever
So people who r in my heart
Will remain there forever
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I want that only one thing come between I and U and remain forever..that is LOVE,
bcoz i can"t live without u..... so,
"I LOVE U"
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Mohabat karna humne aap se shikha hai
par kya kare galti se aap se hi mohabat karne lage
log khete hai pyar main sub kuch map hota hai
I MISS YOU
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When u walked into my life
I never know u would become an integral part of it.
thanks for being there
and sorting out all of my problems…
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 Real love is not based on romance & candle light dinner & walks along d beach.
Infact it is based on RESPECT, COMPROMISE,
CARE &TRUST..
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SHORT AND CUTE :
“An empty message aslo looks special
when u truly like the person who send u………..
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Pls Don't Call Me In My MOBILE
Call Me In My HEART
I Open Direct Line 4 U In My Heart
Take The Numbers
143
I Love U
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Care n love is not a business where you give when you get..
It is a beautiful feeling for someone where u love to give even if u dont get. .
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Good Luck SMS COLECTION 1

May God stay with u this day
&
give u peace of mind.
May God give u a happy heart
&
his love all the time. Good luck 
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Care for the one who shares with U,
Share with the one who knows U,
Know the one who misses U,
MISS the one who well wishes for U,
Wish u a very Good Luck!
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Meaning of some colors,
Yellow for special friend,
white for peace,
orange 4 luck,
black for hate,
red for love and
pink for likeness,
So i choose for u Orange Flower.
Wish u good luck
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Khuda tujhe urooj aisa naseeb kare,
kay rashk tere naseeb per falak kare,
har more per frishtay hon sath tere,
har ghum per hifazat tairi khuda kare…
best wishes forever & good luck
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Trusting God won’t make the mountain smaller
but
it will make climbing easier.
Hope you will be able to climb
all your mountains always.
Good Luck
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When things go wrong…
when sadness fills ur heart…
when tears flow in ur eyes…always remember 3 things
1—GOD
2—ur parents
3—my sincere prayers…..
GOOD LUCK
&
God bless u.
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Happiness as light as air.
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
Friends as solid as diamonds and
success as bright as gold.
These r my wishes 4 you today n everyday…
Good luck
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Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best
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Good Night SMS Collection 1

On this cold cold nite,
in My small small ROOm,
i Look At The Brite Brite StArS 
iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy 
& DrEaM of YouR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on 
ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! 
GdNiTe!
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Apun 1 sher bolega:
chand uper se phenk raha hai light
Bole to ho gai hai night
Band karneka light
or sone ka ek dam tight
Bole to kya.
good 9i8!
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 Welcome aboard to “Sweet Dreams” airline,
All passengers on bed hug ur pillows,
As the flight will be leaving soon to dream land.
Enjoy your time…“Good night”
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Hi Moon,
My friend is going to sleep.
Tell to ur's brother sun to raise
Tomorrow late becoz my friend wants More relaax.
Good Night
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For A Nice Frnd Nice Night
For A Sweet Frnd Sweet Night
For A Loving Frnd Lovly Night
For A Heartly Frnd Hertly Night
For A Good Frnd "Good Night" 
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Saying gudnite is not just putting
an end to a day.Its a way of saying ,
I remember u before i go 2 sleep.
Hope u can feel the care that goes with it….
GOOD NIGHT
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A day is going to end again.
It is nice to have a friend like U
making my everyday seems so great.
Thank U my good friend lastly
good night n sweet dreams…
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You are the reason
why I have sleepless nights.
You are the reason why
I tend to hold my pillow tight.
And you are the reason
I can’t sleep without saying goodnight.
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Take a glass of sugar
and put it in your eyes
so you will have sweet dreams!
If you want masala dreams,
then try chilly powder!
Good night
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Friendship Day SMS


Friendship Day SMS

1935.Friendship day--In 1935, USA Govt had killed a man on 1st Saturday of August.
--Next Day his friend died comiting suicide in his memory.
--USA Govt had declared 1st Sunday of every August as Friendship Day "
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A friend is sweet when it is new. 
And it is sweeter when it is true. 
But you know what?
It is sweetest when it is u.
Happy Friendship Day
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A coin is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. 
The coin depreciates but a friend appreciates. 
I lost a coin when I smsed u, 
but it's okay because I got u.
Happy Friendship Day
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~What is a friend? 
She looks out 4 u, inspires u,
laughs with u, cries with u, 
understands u, guides u 
and walks with u. 
That's what a friend is... u. 
Happy Friendship Day 
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I won't promise to be ur friend forever, 
coz I won't live that long. 
But let me be ur friend as long as I live
Happy Friendship Day
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True friends are like Diamonds... 
they are real & rare. 
False friends r like leaves...
they r scattered everywhere.
Happy Friendship Day
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We gain & lose things every day. 
But trust me on 1 thing: 
U WILL NEVER LOSE ME! 
I will always b there as a friend! 
Happy Friendship Day
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If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest,
if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable,
If u r a Star u r the Brightest, and 
since u r my “FRIEND” 
u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!! 
Happy Friendship Day
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Sometimes, I forget to say hi,
Sometimes, I even miss to reply,
Sometimes, my msg doesn't reach u,
But, it doesn't mean that I forget u,
I’m just giving u time to miss me!
Happy Friendship Day
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CID Deadly PJ's Season 3

CID" IS BACK IN ACTION AGAIN..!!!

Cricket ke saare ball catch hue...
Cricket ke saare ball catch hue...

Fredricks kya fingerprints match hue?


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Asman mei panchhi ga rahe hain...
Asman mei panchhi ga rahe hain...

Daya pata lagao hamare naam k PJs kaun kamine faila rahe hain

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phool khil gae baharon ghata chaa gaiiiiiiiii phool khil gae baharon ghata chaa gaiiiiiiiii 

Dr salukhe kya postmartom report aa .....

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Dr.Salunkhe ga raha Dr.Tarika ke sath koi geet.

Dr.Salunkhe ga raha Dr.Tarika ke sath koi geet.

ACP Pradyuman bole:Kuch toh gadbad hai.Abhijeet

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Mujh pe chad gaya hai CID ka bhoot, 
mujhpe chad gaya hai CID ka bhoot, 
Abhijit ne kaha ‘Hands up or I will shoot’
 
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May ke baad aata hai June,
May ke baad aata hai June…
Daya ye suicide nahi, ye toh hai khoon
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Missing U SMS Collection 1

A B C D
E F G H
I J K L
M N O P
Q R S T
V W X Y Z
have I missed
something?
yes..
i missed "U"
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If u wanna know how much I miss u,
try to catch rain drops,
the ones u catch is how much u miss me,
and the ones u miss is how much I miss
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In The Flower My Rose Is You,
In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,
In The Sky My Moon Is You,
I'm Only Body My Heart Is You,
That's Why I Always MISS YOU!
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Kitna bhi chaho na bhol pao ge Hamain,
Jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge Hamain, 
Mita sakte ho to mita do yadain meri,
Magar kya sapno se juda kar pao ge Hamain.
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 I MISS YOU in every beats of heart,
In every blink of my eyes,
In every second of Time and...
In every moment of the Day ! 
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A simple 'HELLO' can b so sweet...
H:How r u?
E:Everything ok
L:Like to c u
L:Love to hear u
O:Obviously I MISS U!
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Days r too busy. Hours r too few.
    Seconds r too fast.
    but ther is alwys a tym,
    for me to ask how r u? hope
    u r fine.. miss u.
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Har pal har waqt.
   ' 12 '
 .        .
 9   <>   3
 '        '
  .  6  .
har sans or dil ki har dhadkan,kahti hai
  *""*\/*""*
"     I      "
*    Miss    *
 "   You    "
  *  Too   *
   "     "
     **
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 Thought I would tell you
just exactly how I feel
There's nothing I can change
'cause they're absolutely real.
That I MISS YOU !!
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My
1 heart
2 eyes
7 litere blood
206 bones
5.5million red cells
60 trillion DNA's
says to u
''I MISS U A LOT'

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