50 Funny Facts About Rajinikanth
50 Funny Facts About Rajinikanth
1. Rajni Irons his shirt while he is wearing them!
2. Sun doesn't rise until Rajinikant says 'Good Morning'
3. Rajnikanth leaves a messages before the Beep!
4. While shooting a movie, Rajni kicked a Pebble, and now that Pebble is known as Sri Lanka.
5. Rajinikanth farted and from then that Fart is known as Rajinigandha.. :)
6. Rajinikanth wrote a check without any Bank Balance and the check Bounced.!
7. Rajinikanth wears goggles so that the Sun does not gets burned.
8. Rajnikanth can make Onions cry.
9. Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
10. Rajnikanth killed the Dead Sea.
11. The New symbol for Rupees is acutally Rajinikanth's Signature.
12. Rajinikant never pays Attention, Attention pays him!
13. Alfred Noble was nominated for Rajinikanth Award.
14. Rajinikanth doesn't needs condom, cauz there is nothing he needs called "Protection"
15. Rajinikant once got into a fight with a VCR Player. Nows it plays DVDs.
16. When Rajinikant was asked why he never goes to bathroom, he replied, "Whatever Happens in Rajini, stays in Rajini"
17. Rajini is so hot that the cigarette burns before it is lit!
18. Rajinikanth once strangled a person with a Cordless phone!!
19. Rajinikant has just counted till Infinity Twice!!
20. (Adult One) Rajinikanth F****D his wife so hard that after nine months a Pregnant Daughter was born!!!
21. Rajinikanth was shot. The Next Day, there was the Bullet's Funeral.
22. Intel's New Tag is - "Rajinikanth Inside"
23. Dussehra Wishes "Happy Rajini" to everyone!
24. A Basketball Player was Spinning ball on his fingertip and aksed Rajini "Can you do it?" Rajini replied, "Yanna Rascala, How do you think the Earth Spins??"
25. Rajini knows the Colour of Water.
26. Rajinikant can open Facebook profile on Orkut.
27. There is only one thing that Rajini can't do. He cannot Lose.
28. Rajinikanth doesn't wears a watch, it is He who decides what time it is.
29. Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.
30. Rajinikanth is so fast that he can run around the World and Punch himself in the back of his Head!
31. There is no Theory of Evolution. Just a list of some creates that Rajinikanth allowed to live!
32. Rajinikanth is so Flexible that he can lick his Elbow!
33. Rajinikanth has 12 moons. One of the moons is Earth!
34. Rajini takes only 20 Minutes to watch a 3 Hours Movie!!!
35. The Bermuda Triangle was Bermuda Square before Rajinikanth kicked one of its Corners!
36. Rajinikant once ate an Entire Bottle of Sleeping pills. They made him Blink!! :)
37. Times waits for no man unless that man is Rajini.
38. There is no such thing as Global Warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold, so he Turned the Sun Up!
39. If at first you don't succeed, you are not Rajinikanth.
40. Rajini can Judge a Book by its Cover!
41. Rajinikant uses Pepper Spray as his Eye Drop.
42. When Rajini does a Pushup, he isn't pulling himself, he is pushing the Earth down!
43. Rajini's house has no doors, only wall that he walks through.
44. Rajinikanth can Divide by ZERO.
45. Rajini grinds his Coffee with his teeth and then boils the water with his own Rage.!
46. There is no "CTRL" Button on Rajinikanth's Computer. He is Always in Control.
47. Years ago, a bear came across Rajini. It was very much terrified and ran towards the North, into the Arctic. It was so Terrified that all of his hair Descendants now have white hair!
48. Rajini doesn't bown Strikes. He just knocks down one Pin and the other nine Faint.
49. Rajinikanth ordered a Ham Burger at Pizza Hut and got it.
50. Actually, There is no thing that our RAJINI Cant.. :-D
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