Lovely Sms in Hindi

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Roti hui aankho me intejar hota hai,
na chahte hue b pyar hota hai,
kyo dekhte hai hum vo sapne,
jinke tutne par bhi sach hone ka intezar hota Hai.

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Kismet me jiski aap use zindgi se kya chahiye, Dhadkan me jiski aap use duniya se kya chahiye. Hum to jeete hai apke liye warna in saanso se kya chahiye.

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Ghulab ki tarah muskarate rahana, lakin Ghulab bana ki kabi kosish mat karna,
Qki khushbo Ghulab Ka muqadar h or murjahna Ghulab ki Qismat!

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Aap door gaye-intzaar kiya,
Aap paas aaye-feel kiya..
Aap rooth gaye-raazi kiya,
Aap yaad aaye-miss kiya..
Humne miss kiya-sms kiya..
Ek baat batao! Sab to humne kiya, aapne kya kiya????

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  Mar k Jine Ki Tamnna Kise Nahi Hoti
Ro k Hasne ki Tamnna Kise Nahi Hoti
Kehne ko Keh Dete Hai Ji Lenge 'apno' K Bager
Lekin 'apno' Ki Jarurat Kise Nahi Hoti.

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Kehne ko Keh Dete Hai Ji Lenge 'apno' K Bager
Lekin 'apno' Ki Jarurat Kise Nahi Hoti.

waaah buhut khob yar...
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Ehsaas K Daman Main Aansu Gira Kar Dekhiye, Pyaar Kitna Saccha Hai Aajmakar Dekhiye,Aapko Bhulkar Kya Hogi Dil Ki Haalat Kisi Shishe Pe Patthar Gira Kar Dekhiye
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CID Deadly PJ's Season 2

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11:03 PM

Na jaane kal kya bayaan honge.....
Foolon k gulshan ya fir soone shamshaan honge....
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Iss ghar ka chappa chappa chaan maaro Daya, yahaan zarur kaatil ki ungliyon k nishaan honge!!!

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Jindagi mein agey badne se yun na daro….
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Jindagi mein agey badne se yun na daro…. 
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Daya jaldi se us gadi ka peecha karooo....
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Ajeeb-o Garib dikhta hai PAA me Auro……
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Ajeeb-o Garib dikhta hai PAA me Auro……

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Daya, Ghar ka kona kona chan Maro……

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Kya hua tha raat mein, kaise mar gaya Tony.

Gaur farmayiga…

Kya hua tha raat mein, kaise mar gaya Tony.

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Janane k liye dekhiye CID, only on Sony… J

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[arz kiya hai......]

ACP bola (looking at the dead body)..OH MY GOD!!! sirf do sau rupaye ke liye is gareeb ko kaun marwayega...

[Gaur farmayiega]….

ACP bola .. OH MY GOD!!! sirf do sau rupaye ke liye is gareeb ko kaun marwayega...


Dr Salunkhe bola (looking at the dead body with his high-tech gadget)..... kaatil kaun hai..ab humein yahi batayega!!
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Itne saalo se CID ne darshako ka kiya hai sabka manoranjan
Itne saalo se CID ne darshako ka kiya hai sabka manoranjan



Daaath ghaso Daya, lo ye Dabur laal Dant manjan.

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Tumhare pyar me hume nind nahi aati

Tumhare pyar me hume nind nahi aati.

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Daya do thappad na laga de tab tak mujhrimo ko akal nahi aati....

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Gujar Gaye kitane din, hogaye Kitne saal

Gujar Gaye kitane din, hogaye Kitne saal

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Par aaj bhi ACP karta hain mujrim ka wahi bura haal.

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Badi tej thi garmi beh rahi thi looh…

Badi tej thi garmi beh rahi thi looh…
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DAYA KA THAPPAD, FIR UHU UHU UHU…..
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Santa Banta Jokes Collection 2

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9:17 AM
Sardar thought "LOL" mean
"lots of love".

So 1 Day His Friend's Mother Died
he Sent it in da Following txt
''Sory 2 Hear About da Death of Your M0ther LOL'':-D 
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Sardar amrud bech rha tha..
1 admi aya or bola, Sardar g agr amrud me kira nikla to?
Sardar: To saaf baat hai... hum kirey k alag pese lega... =P ;-> 
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Boy:Maine Suna hai is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti Hy
Sardar: pta Nai
Mje to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogye
Moral: sardaro ko marne k bad B akal nae ati ;-> 
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Santa 60th Birthday
Banta-Ye Cake Pe bulb Q lagaya he?
Santa-60 Candls lagane Me Mushkil ho Rhi thi
Isliye 60Watt k bulb laga diye 
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1 sardar USA gya.
wahn wo church me gya to achank wahn awaz ai
'Tannn'
Aitefaq se light b chali gai pthan dar k bola,''khun khraba Bhago! Undertaker a gya hai" 
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In A 1OO Meter Race,It Was Announced
1


2


3


Start.

All Started Runing Except Santa.

Coach:y RU Stil Waiting?

Santa:My No Is 4!
:D  
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Newly Weded Srdr Couple's Luv words
Srdarni:Humari Shadi Ko 24 hour Ho Chuke H

Sdr in ROMANTIC style:
or Esa Lagta He Jese Kal Ki Hi Baat Ho 
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A Sardar was Going on a Road.
He Saw a Dog Sitting Under a Car.
He Pulled out the Dog and said.
“BAAR NIKAL,
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IDAA TU MECHANICAL ENGINEER.
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Sardar in winter.
Wife: Its cold..dont take a shower now…
Sardar hubby: DOnt worry I am wearing a sweater! ;->
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Funnny Shayari SMS Collection

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9:26 AM
Bhuto sa chehra tera
Chudeel si muskan hai
Rang tera dekh ke… rup tera dekh ke
kutte bhi hairan hai

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Cycle chalaate waqt handle ko dekho
Ladki pataate waqt sandal ko dekho!!
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Jo piyaali mein mazaa, woh Thaali mein kahan
Jo saali se mazaa,gharwaali se kahan!!

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Wo ladai hi kya jis mein do chaar gaaliyan na ho
Aur woh sasuraal hi kya jahan koi saaliyan na ho

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Juice peene ka maza cup mein nahin, glass mein hota hai
Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin, saali ko hota hai !!!

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Hume tumse Love hai
please refuse na karna..
Ye zero watt ka hope bulb hai
please ise fuse na karna!!!

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college mein ki masti aur pad gayi maar.....
college mein ki masti aur pad gayi maar.....
ab nimbu ki shakti ke saath naya VIM BAR....
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LOVE Shayari SMS Collection 2

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9:04 AM
Us dil se pyar karo jo tumhe dard de, 
per us dil dil ko na dard do jo tumhe pyar karna chaye, 
kynki duniya kay liye tum ek ho, 
per kisi ek kay liye pure duniya ho
 
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Lafzo Me Jo Hum Baya Kar Nahi Paye….
Wo Bhi Is Dil Ki Halat Samjh Nahi Paye
Jane Kyu Aaj Bhi Ye Dil Unke Liye Dhadkata Hai…
Jo In Dhadkano Ko Kabhi Mehsoos Kar Nahi Paye…
Puchte Hai Hum Se Kaun Raheta Hai Dil Me
Kya Bole Unke Siva Aaj Tak Kisi aur Ko Dekh Hi Nahi Paye…
 
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Unko apne haal ka hisaab kya dete sawaal sare galat the hum jawab kya dete Wo to lafzo ki hifazat bhi na kar sake phir unke haath me zindagi ki puri kitaab kya dete
 
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Kisi ki katil adao ke hum mare hai,
isliye log kahte hai hum bichare hai,
sangam to hota hai har ek lahro ka ek hi samandar main,
phir kyu har ek ke alag alag kinare hai.
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Pyaar To Jindagi Ka Afsana Hai ,
Iska Apna Hi Ek Tarana Hai ,
Pata Hai Sabko Milenge Sirf Aansu ,
Par Na Jaane Duniya Me Har Koi Kyu Iska Diwana Hai …
 
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Dil karda ae tere kol aa ke ruk jaava
teri bukkal wich rakh ke siir muk jaava
hanju ban ke digga teriya aakhaa da
tere bulla de kol aa ke sukk jaava
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Summer Season Collection 1

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8:12 AM
Aamo ki khsuhbu,
Barish ki bahar,
Garmi ka mosam,
aney ko tayar,
Thori si masti,
Thora sa payar,
Load shading k liye,
raho tayaar,
“HAPPY SUMMER
SEASON YAAR..!”

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Dimaag Par Soraj Ki Aag Mat
Parhne Dena
Q K
BHOOSA JALDI
AAG PAKARTA HE
Enjoy Summer Season
 
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Apna samjo ya begaanaa,
Hamara aapka hai rista purana,
Is liye farz tha aapko batana,
Garmiya shuru ho gayi hai..
Pa-lease "ROZ NAHANA"

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Santa Banta Jokes Collection 1

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7:17 AM

Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey 
Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? 
Banta: Apple khane. 
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai. 
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon. 

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Santa: What`s difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser. 

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Titanic doob raha tha. 1 gore ne santa se pucha-dharti kitni dur hai. 
Santa- 2kms. 
Gore ne samnudr me jump laga k pucha-kis taraf. 
Santa-NEECHE......... 

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One day Santas 
Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No

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A Chini was in hospital. SANTA went to meet him. Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died. SANTA went china 2 know the meaning, that was:- KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha. 
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Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? 
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM. 
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Santa & his wife buy coffee from coffee shop. 
Santa said: Drink quickly honey..
Wife said: Why? 
Santa reply: Hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10.
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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
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Man: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge? 
Santa: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal.  
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Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua? Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai. 
 
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SHAYARI IN COMPUTER'S LANGUAGE

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6:42 AM
 
Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai, woh repeat kar doonga
    tu naa mili to tujhe, Shift delete kar doonga

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Company kee  ladkiyaan sunder hain, aur lonely hain
    problem hai ki bus voh, read only hai

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Shayad mere pyar ko taste, karna bhool gaye
    dil ko aisa cut kiya, ke paste karna bhool gaye

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Woh samajhte hain dil tod diya, to hum dead hain
    woh nahin jaante ki is dil main, aur kitne thread hain
 
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Tumhare samne hain itne sample, kabhi hamein bhi pick karo
    hamare pyar ke icon pe, kabhi to click karo

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Roz subha hum karte hai, itne pyar se unhe good morning
    woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain, jaise syntax error without warning

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CID Deadly PJ's Season 1

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4:04 AM
SMSes on CID are getting very popular in India...

Tera msg aane se..milti hai mujhe RAHAT...
Tera msg aane se..milti hai mujhe RAHAT...
C.I.D ke baad dekhna na bhule
AAHAT!!

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CID ki team ne sony se nata jod liya.... 
CID ki team ne sony se nata jod liya....
jis room mein nhi tha khuni Daya ne uska darwaza tod diya!!!

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Uski bewafai ka gum hum  sehe na paae...
Uski bewafai ka gum hum  sehe na paae...
Daya usse pakdo,
dekho vo bhaag na paae!!!

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Manmohan b mahaan hai obama b mahaan hai....
Manmohan b mahaan hai obama b mahaan hai....
Abhijeet...is bandook par kiski ungliyo k nishan hain...?
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Ek ladka raat mein akela aur 2 ladkiya uske pichhe.
kya hua hoga?
Jaan-ne ke liye dekhiye
CID
Friday raat 10 baje :p
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